There are two types of nurses in this world: the ones who’ll save your ass before your pager hits the floor—and the ones who’ll sip… Read More »5 Times Nurses Saved My Ass – Funny Nurse Humor at Its Finest
How tired am I?Let’s put it this way: last night, I overthought my entire existence —in French, Spanish, and German —while making a sandwich, drinking… Read More »How Tired Am I?! Overthinking at Night in 3 Different Languages (and Going Totally Delulu)
You mastered anatomy.You survived med school.You can diagnose a ruptured aneurysm on a shaky CT scan.You can hold your bladder for 12 hours during a… Read More »Coding for Doctors: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The Emergency Room doors slammed open.Not a trauma victim.Not a code blue. A molar.Fractured.Bleeding invisible pulp across the linoleum. Flanking it — two vicious canines,… Read More »Can Emergency Room Pull Teeth: When Protocols Collide
A truly elite sarcastic coffee mug doesn’t ask for attention — it radiates despair, caffeine, and barely repressed violence from across the nurse’s station. The… Read More »Is This a Sarcastic Coffee Mug or a Cry for Help? Yes.
If you think “pickup lines for nurses” are sweet little moments whispered across quiet hallways, you’re overdue for a reality check—and possibly a psych eval.… Read More »10 Pickup Lines For Nurses That Should Be Illegal
There’s a reason night shifts are romanticized in dramas and villain origin stories: they turn functioning adults into sleep-deprived cryptids who fear clipboards more than… Read More »Why Night Shift Is Bad for You: The Worst Ways to Be Woken Up
They say no good deed goes unpunished. I say no lunch break goes unnoticed. Especially when it’s exactly 15 minutes long, taken between two codes… Read More »I Took a 15-Minute Lunch Break and Came Back with a Lawsuit
Disclaimer: Everything in this article is entirely fictional, satirical, and written for entertainment purposes only. While many of us in medicine have fantasized about charting… Read More »Hilarious Funny Medical Condition Names You’ll Instantly Relate To
