Because sometimes you’re parenting your kids, sometimes you’re parenting your hospital, and sometimes you’re just parenting your own will to live.
Let’s talk about hospital birth announcements—those cheerful, over-the-speaker shoutouts that turn a sacred moment into a public radio game show. Somewhere between “Code Blue in… Read More »Paging “No Pulse” to the Front Desk: Hospital Birth Announcements
Disclaimer: This article is pure satire. No actual Esmarch maneuvers were inflicted upon toddlers — nor should they be. If you’re experiencing a real medical… Read More »Certified in the Esmarch Maneuver, Defeated by Toddler Tantrums
(Spoiler: We Needed a Code Cart for Supplies, Not Patients) Children are supposed to bring bright drawings and contagious laughter.Mine brought silence. The moment you… Read More »Bring Your Kid to Work, They Said. It Will Be Fun, They Said: ICU Edition
